
MEET THE CREW

Meat importer/exporter, melech of all Chullents

Don't get too close to the Animal, he'll bite your dick off

ZogSports legend, Phish tour consultant

CEO of Mah Atah Yodeah? Inc, Dave's cousin in his spare time

Son of Barry Kluger, Cohen Gadol, Alternate Captain of the Ice Cats

Formerly known as Baruch, married an Aussie chick and a dude from the south

International Man of Mystery

With great height comes great responsibility, bleeds maize & blue

Enjoys finely groomed facial hair, Beer Pong Tournament Facilitator

Posthumous quarterback, Dave's cousin in his spare time

Abraham Lincoln High School graduate, blessed with a horse cock

Professional poker player

He Went to Jared, Ranger Fan

Enjoys kitniyot on Passover, married someone with the same last name

Participates in Low family golf tournaments, Dave's cousin in his spare time

CEO of How To Spend Your Kesef Quarterly, drips orange & black tiger blood

Indecisive pirate, spends more time down south than a Taiwanese lesbian

Taxman, Dave's brother-in-law in his spare time
